• 1 month ago
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    This was a must, too. 

    • 1 month ago

    I had to make this ASAP, obvs.

    • 1 month ago
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    I just made y’all a Valentine’s Day mix to get freaky to — alone, or with a friend. Enjoy!

    • 3 months ago

    butyourelikereallypretty:

    Housewives Valentines! Send them to your friends and frenemies!

    • 3 months ago
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    By far the best Missed Connection ever.

    • 3 months ago
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    Autopsy in the Form of an Elegy

    by John Stone

    In the chest
    in the heart
    was a vessel

    was the pulse
    was the art
    was the love

    was the clot
    small and slow
    and the scar
    that could not know

    the rest of you
    was very nearly perfect.

    • 3 months ago
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    "I hate the franchise. I think it is bad for America and little girls. You basically got this stalker vampire who’s basically abusing this low self-esteem child, and that is hailed as a great image of love and respect. Because I have read the books and suffered through them, I wanted to prevent others from falling into that same fate. So on opening weekend, I go to the theater, I sit in the back to not disturb people, and I live hate-tweet the film. And that just means I tweet in real-time with hate. I absolutely disdain this franchise. So I’m describing the storyline through my eyes and what the story really means, and it’s proved very popular. And most importantly, I’ve prevented people from spending their hard-earned money."

    — Baratunde Thurston hate-tweets Twilight. Here’s why. (via nprfreshair)

    • 3 months ago
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    This is what I liken Lana Del Rey’s zomg SNL performance to.

    • 4 months ago

    This is why Maine is amazing.

    • 4 months ago
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